This is going to sting a bit...

Here you go, a 30-minute workout.

40 Pushups
50 Wrestlers (Situps)
10 Pullups (yes, you have to smile)
500 Jump Ropes
100 Leg Lifts (or 200 Alternating)
100 pair of Mountain Climbers
100 KBS (Kettlebell Swings) minimum 15 lbs
100 Thrusters minimum 20 lbs (They are a cross between a squat and military press with dumbbells)

You can do these in any order and any amounts.  i.e. you can do 100 jump ropes, the 20 pushups, then 10 pullups, etc.  You keep going til you hit the numbers above.   Oh, and don't lose count, especially on the thrusters.

and the kicker is, every minute do 10 squats.

Here are my totals:

40 Pushups
50 Wrestlers
10 Pullups (I did not smile)
500 Jump Ropes with 2lb rope
100 Leg Lifts (with growly face)
100 pair of Mountain Climbers
25 KBS (Kettlebell Swings) 45 lbs
50 Thrusters minimum 50 lbs
oh, and 280 GD squats.

Yes, I failed.  :(

My cookie for finishing this workout was a 10 minute meditation.  Not so much to find peace, but to calm down my asthmatic episode.  (not full asthma, but definitely not much breathing going on.)

 This workout receives the "you make bunny cry" award.  It is pretty savage and the more you push, the harder it gets.

Warrior Elite

I do get compliments and props on my choice of being one of the Warrior Elite.

I really do appreciate the thoughts and undulations and know they come from the heart...but they also come from a skewed perspective.  I have no choice.

I am not one of the Warrior Elite by choice, you actually have to chose not to be one.  I practice, I train, I study because there is no alternative.  Believe me, if I could sit on the couch and dip my chocolate chip cookies in my 4x Mochas with whip cream and still have this level of health, and strength and awareness, I'd be shoving fools out of the way.

But every morning I have a choice right?  Do I stay in bed and rest?  Or do I hoist my 700 pounds up with aching joints and ignore the delegation of muscles whining about oppression.  There is no choice.  I am what I am.

But why do I do it?  To inspire others?  I inspire children to embrace great character, I inspire old folk to grow young, I inspire shoulders to straighten, and I inspire nervous titters to grow into confident laughs.  I see all this in the people that I train to be warriors.

I do not think of such things when I train.  I set up my tasks and decide if I draw my sword or heft my axe.  That is the only choice I face.

It is not possible to intellectualize what I do. An old boy once said, "To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent." Some folk called him Buddha.  Practicing constant diligence is my dream and that is why I do it.

by Sea Monkey

I consider weakness to be a choice.  Strength, health and peace are not choices, they are responsibilities.  We must protect them stridently.

If you continue to be inspired by me, then you are welcome.

If you do not wish to waste your time, but rather live you Dharma and inspire others...then Thank you.  It is a lonely road and I appreciate the company.

DarkArashi

How many?

So a student asked me the other day "how many pushups do I do a day?"

Not an easy answer.  I really do not believe in a daily discipline.  It is more like a monthly discipline and let me explain why.

First off, Sunday is the only day I do not workout.  No pushups, no squats, no nothing...I am too busy cleaning, laundry-ing, hauling and whatever else the house needs to stay "clean".  When you have five cats you never really have a "clean" house.  You just swim against the avalanche.

Now on two other days, I do minimal teaching and forms so my numbers are between 10 to 20 of each.

On my main teaching days and minor workout days, I do from 50 to 60 on average.  (half of that with a weight vest.)

I know you are thinking that is a lot of pushups, or wrestlers, or squats.  These are variations, like squats for instance;  I sub in Kettle Bell Swings, or side squats, or lunges, or etc.

Fridays, after teaching, our my workouts or as one student dubbed them "MEGA workouts"  These last from 1.5 hours to 2.5 hours.  I rotate through them every week and two of them do not have any pushups whatsoever.  (Endurance Punch/Kick and Bag training and Iron bone conditioning...they still hurt though)

The weight vest (35lbs) workout has roughly 200 reps in it.  Yeah, that is regular workout with 20% of my body weight added on.  Why?  Just move on to the next paragraph.

Black Belt conditioning is 6 black belt workouts in a row.  That one is around 330 reps per body area.

On average, I do about 1310 reps a month (1310 pushups, 1310 squats, etc.)  So per day, I average 43.7 reps each exercise.  I tell you that 0.7 rep is a BITCH!!!

And this is just to maintain my current level of fitness.  Two years ago, before I had to find employment, I was doing more than double this amount.

So next time you wonder what it is like to be me, remember these three things; little thought, discipline to get out of bed in the morning, high pain threshold (except for paper cuts).

good training,

DarkArashi 

Train the biggest muscle in your body...your body.

Here you go, big muscle and fat burniest workout.

One time through

200 Jump Ropes (2lb rope)
  25 Thrusters (25lb dumbbells)
    3 rounds of:
         5 pushups
       10 wrestlers

200 Jump Ropes (2lb rope)
  25 Kettlebell swings (45lb Kettelbell)
    3 rounds of:
         5 pushups
       10 wrestlers

200 Jump Ropes (2lb rope)
  25 Goblet squats (45lb Kettelbell)
    3 rounds of:
         5 pushups
       10 wrestlers

and then pass out because you used up all the oxygen in the room.

oh, and of couse wearing my lucky weight vest.

Good luck,

Darkarashi

When do I become a student?

 When does a person become a student of the Martial Arts?

a) Ten years after learning a Horse Stance
b) Upon earning a Black Belt
c) Signing a contract with a school
d) Plopping down your five bucks for lessons
e) none of the above

 I have heard all of these except for "E".  None of them even get close to the truth.  We walk through life believing in our illusion of strength, or competence or health, until the illusion vanishes.  Look at health.  We all know what colds and flu's are like.  They sap your strength, make breathing a chore, and life is downright miserable.  We learn from this and try to avoid it.  Other folk have it tougher; Lupus, Cancer, and illnesses with names you dare not mis-pronounce in fear of awakening the Elder Gods.  My hat off to these folks.  I get one sniffle and whine like a wee child.

Yeah, not exactly warm and fuzzy when you accept your denial of your weakness.  There are no bells, no fireworks, just sad face.  When you look up and determine to become stronger, more attentive or healthier, this is the moment you become a student of martial arts.  The practice of these three aspects of person will make anyone whole again.

It is the cultivation of character that will lead the student on their quest of being a better person.  The greater the character, the more potential they have.

There are many people quick to point out that yoga, or the latest Boot Camp craze or dance class will also offer the same.  True, but with one exception that yoga, Crossfit or Zumba does not have.  It is this:  if a person decides to push you off your training spot, a martial artist is the only one with a choice.  They can choose to defend that spot, or gracefully allow those of lesser character to have it.

Choose your path and walk it,

Da

The Abstract Art of Teaching

We currently have a handful of students training to become teachers.  One question I get is "how do you teach a student?"

Three things: patience, awareness and the color blue.

The color blue?  WTF?

I know you are wondering how I ever teach martial arts when talking about Blue.  Let me ask you what color blue you are now picturing; royal blue, sea blue, baby blue, or green?

Green?  Well it is yellow/blue right?   There you go.

As an instructor, it is not my duty to enforce the royal blue filter on students.  I need to see the information based on the student's blue filter.  At this point, I can upload information they can more readily digest.

Next step is awareness.  Being aware as instructor is be ready for the student's attention span.  Now attention spans run the gambit, anywhere from 2 hours to 2 seconds.  No need to discuss the 2 hour attention span...best students EVAR!  The 2 second attention span theater...well they present more of a challenge.  You are lucky to teach them something easy like punching with their right hand.  Then for the next 60 minutes you two run around punching things with your right hands.

My teachers-in-training have commented on my mantra when i do this, (Switch your hands, switch your hands, switch your hands.)

Well, that is part of teaching.  Teach technique and then reinforce it until it becomes muscle memory.  Then it is up to the student to drill it.

And now the first aspect of teaching...patience.  We all wish to teach the perfect technique the first time perfectly.  Never happens.  We have to be patience and be happy when the student flails the proper limb in the proper direction.  This is a good start and we can refine from there.

That is teaching in a nutshell, patience, awareness and blue.  Or if you prefer, a buddha wearing blue tinted sunglasses.

May the attention span be with you,

DarkArashi

pocket watch

“Never seem wiser, nor more learned, than the people you are with. Wear your learning, like your watch, in a private pocket; and do not merely pull it out and strike it; merely to show that you have one.” ~Lord Chesterfield

This is a quote most martial artists live by.  All to often when folk learn about your martial art training they ask how dangerous you are?  They want you to whip out your watch and swing it around for the "Oooh!" factor.

There are lesser martial artists that like this kind of attention.  Always quick to whip out their gold watch and dazzle people with the flash. But consider this, the more you wave that gold watch around, the more unwanted attention you may garner.

There is no shortage of videos on the internet of someone focused on talking over their cellphone, walking through a door and getting sucker-punched.  Then a beat down of three more accomplices ensues.

As a martial artist trains, they develop a self awareness as well as a proximity awareness.  Nothing worse than trying to fight back after being on the receiving end of a blindside.  Imagine being aware enough, that you sense the attack and move without seeing it.  And then planting an elbow into the attacker's ribs.  Not only has this person appeared super fast, but has also decreased the odds against them.

Martial arts training will develop health and give the student slightly more strength and speed than their couch potato counterparts.  But the awareness it develops helps us stave off illness, avoid injury and most of all, allow us to keep our time when folk want to steal our pocketwatches.

Don't stop sweating (no one will see the tears),

DarkArashi