First, only and last official political viewpoint

Here come de Rant:

I am bombarded daily with radio, TV, emails, friends, enemies and even facebook about the political climate. &%$k that!!!!!

REPUBLICANS: John McCain. Senator...blah...blah...blah. Meh. Just what we need, another old geezer to run our country into the ground. Could really care less, until he ditched Letterman to hang with Katy Couric. Being a guy, i can appreciate chasing Katy. She is holding fine. But the problem i have is this: if you are going to work for me, work! Don't be handing me a lame excuse and go off chasing tail. We'll have issues. Issues that will prompt responses like "You're &%$king fired. Yeah, that's right. See how much tail attract when you can't afford the bling!" Nope, don't like him. I disapprove.

DEMOCRATS: Barack Obama. Senator...blah...blah...blah. Meh. I the only thing I remember from the Democratic charley foxtrot was a black man running against a woman for the endorsement. Whatevs....Don't remember what they stood for, just that we have a "minority" candidate that could be the next president. Um...not that i am against "minorities", but we have 43 presidents that have proved it is not about a specific gender or color that brought this country to where it is today. Yep, insert BS comment right here. Nope, not excited.

I am not a republican, nor democrat. Not really christian or muslim, nor even "taste great" or "less filling" I am an Anarchist. I embrace Chaos. Here is how i see it. Republicans and Democrats are simply different sides of the same bad penny. Time to dump all the pennies. Speaking of pennies, how much money has been raised, begged, borrow and stolen to elect one of these fine gentlemen to president? Anyone keeping track? And is this taxable? We may need it to bail the country out.

Offended yet? Time to stop reading cuz I am going brown-water rafting on poop creek now.

Prop 8, Prop 8, Prop 8...&%$k Prop 8. Lemme ask you a question: Didn't we whip ass on the Nazi back in the 40's? How the hell does this crap get to the point we vote on it? I just watched a youtube video about some parent's that are upset because their kindergarten child is being taught about gay marriage.

I do not have any objections to them voicing their opinion. It is our privilege. I say voice it, then get over it...then shut it. Also, get your video off the internet. All your kid's friends are going to see it and your child will be in child hell. Did I mention, "SHUT IT"? good.

My job is dealing with Architects, and Engineers. People licensed by the state to build your homes, buildings, bridges, etc. I know engineers that cannot spell. I know architects that cannot do math. I have proof. My question is: Why the F&%$ are we teaching kids about marriage? What happened to reading, writing and arithmetic?! For F&%$ SAKE!!!!

Just for the record, I do consider marriage important. As matter of fact, I prefer to teach it myself to my children, rather than have some state poorly run program doing it. Back in my day, sex-ed was self taught. I turned out fine, and have a fine pair of biceps from the experience.

Kooky idea. Let us be proactive in the education system. How about we teach the kids how to shoot guns, stab critical areas of the body. And let's teach them the difference between a proper Allah-fearing Muslim and these bullshit scum that get their rocks off on killing and torturing people. Yeah, we can have a monthly "Kill a terrorist day" and hang their burned, decapitated corpses from the nearest bridge. I am liking this. I approve.

If you are now offended, feel free to return to your home country. That is if they will take your spoiled rotten ass back.

Prop 8 sucks...Faceless Nazi suck...

If you have read this far and are offended, you suck too. Tell you what, here is how you can help solve the problems in this country. Go look in the mirror and ask why you are offended. Once you solve that problem, you can help others to look into the mirror.

I would be more willing to vote if say we had, Prop 9. No more war. I have never seen this on the ballots. I think we should forget about hiring a new president and all the BS props out there. Let's vote on getting out of Iraq or making it a 53ish state and tax the hell out of it. And all the money that is save from Political ads can help with the 700 Bajillion dollar bailout.

There we go, problem solved. Oh, and no more hating.